The Sound of Nutrition, Vol. III: Omegas, Curcumin
(Sung to the tune of “Sixteen Going On Seventeen”)
You wait little pill
On an empty shelf
For retailers to turn the light on
Your life supplement pill
Is an empty page
That researchers will want to study on
(To study on)
You are fish oil going on krill oil
Maybe it’ll help me think
Make sure you’re sustainable
Baby you’re on the brink!
You need someone
Independent third party
I’m am an NGO, Marine Stewardship Council
I’ll take care of you.
I am turmeric going on curcumin
I know I’m an anti-inflammatory
A thousand published studies in 2012
And willingly I believe!
I need someone
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are a marketer telling my story
I’ll depend on you!