Blend together, shake three times, and take two times a day.

In the spirit of the holiday season, (and with a burst of creative energy), and totally for fun, we've created the following 'jingle' for your amusement... [Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells] CoQ10, omega-3's, chondroitin all the way,
Oh what sales, we'll ring up, and consumers sway, hey,
hoodia, glucosamine, green tea has a play,
Blend together, shake three times, and take two times a day. Promote the product now, science far behind, in and out in 60 days, so what if we get fined,
Does research have a role? do people want to know? some of us, they seem to think that FDA's a foe. Oh,
CoQ10, omega-3's, chondroitin all the way,
Oh what sales, we'll ring up, and consumers sway, hey,
hoodia, glucosamine, green tea has a play,
Blend together, shake three times, and take two times a day. GMP's a start, AER's are next, NDI's and GRAS approach, are industry's best bet,
Do the science first, payback will be slow, but when it comes around to you, your orders they will flow. Oh,
CoQ10, omega-3's, all your products prove,
FDA and FTC fol-low your every move, hey,
hoodia, glucosamine, media's not our friend,
but now's the time, to take the chance, to try, this fence, to mend. Happy Holidays from NPIcenter!

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