FDA's hassling us for paperwork
And their warning letters are real
They give us 15 days to solve it
It's quite a headache to deal
I hate to have to say it but I very firmly feel
Adulteration's not an asset to the industry!
I'd like to say a word on China's behalf
[Then say it, Mr. Internet Retailer]
Economically motivated adulteration makes me cash!!
How do you solve a problem like adulteration?
How do you catch a Chinese supplier and pin 'em down?
How do you fight constrictive regulations?
FDA's GMPs - it didn't happen unless you wrote it down!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them
Many a thing they ought to understand
Barriers to entry used to be so low
But now there's so much i need to know
How do you make sure consumers know I'm safe?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like adulteration?
How do you hold credibility in your brand?