“2011: "Anti-smoking gum" snuffed out.
Anti-smoking forces did a double take in 2011 when Wrigley released it’s “NicoTween”™ gum claiming the nicotine-laced candy would help keep pre-teen children from taking up the dirty habit.
Though the dosage was quite low—it would take 17 sticks of Nico Tween to equal a single cigarette—then-Surgeon General Regina Benjamin came out loudly against the confection as a “gateway candy” that would undoubtedly lead kids to “harder stuff.” When asked what he meant, Benjamin remarked “You know, like Swedish Fish. Those things are totally addictive.” Wrigley responded to critics by pointing to numerous brands selling candy cigarettes, but quietly removed NicoTween from the market.
Conservative radio commentator Ari Sharp decried the controversy, saying the “nanny state should have better things to do than decide what kind of gum our kids can chew.” Sharp called Benjamin’s statements. “worse than the Nazis” “First they came for my gum drops, and I did not speak out because I don’t really care for gum drops. Then they came for my black licorice, and I’m, like ‘So what? I don’t even like licorice.’ When they come for my cherry Starbursts, it’s gonna’ be like Benghazi all over again!”
1994: Raves Reviewed
“Rave culture” was the rage in the early ‘90s, with references showing up everywhere from “Beverly Hills 90210” to an alarmist Newsweek cover story: “It’s 4 a.m.--Do You Know What Color Body Paint Your Children Are Wearing?”
In September of 1994, Taco Bell made a misguided attempt to capitalize on the craze with its special “All Nighter!” menu, featuring the items like the Trance Tacos and even including psychedelic sequined kaleidoscope hologram glasses in the Trippin’ Tykes kids meal. The campaign faced an immediate and a fierce backlash from parenting groups accusing the chain of encouraging drug use and dangerous behavior. MADG, Mothers Against Day Glo, took issue with the Guaca-Molly nachos, calling it a reference to MDMA, a street drug referred to by users as “Molly.” Taco Bell hastily responded by introducing a cartoon character, Guacan’ Molly, but the move earned even more attention from the media with “60 Minutes” commentator Andy Rooney describing the character as “Carmen Miranda’s demented sister.”
Taco Bell cut its losses at that point, pulling the rave-reference menu and introducing the more sedate Goin’ Roast-al campaign.
1969: Pop is dead
As the school year began in 1969, the question on kindergarten campuses across the country was the fate of enigmatic cereal mascot Pop, long accepted as “the cute one” in the Snap, Crackle, Pop trio and suddenly rumored to be dead, replaced by a lookalike. The rumor/conspiracy theory got its start when early anti-carb zealot Oliver Stone called into a college radio program claiming to have discovered clues in a Kellogg’s Rice Krispies commercial that proved “Pop is dead.”
Stone alleged that the clues included:
- The words “Feed me sugar, Satan” could be heard when the commercial’s audio was played backward.
- When Pop dives into the bowl of cereal, there is no splash, recalling the fate of Hemethia, the princess of Greek Myth who leapt to her death to escape her father’s cruelty, falling into the sea without causing the slightest ripple.
- The shadows of the spoons carried by Snap and Crackle appear shaped like scythes as Pop lies prone in a black shopping cart.
- Pop is the only one not wearing shoes as the trio crosses the street in front of Abbey Road studios, while Snap and Crackle are carrying shovels and a Tommy gun.
Kellogg’s was slow to react to the budding legend but eventually issued a press release stating that “Pop is alive and well,” also noting that “Pop is not, and never was, ‘the Walrus.’” The company attributed “misperceptions” in the commercial to an “overly-creative leftist art director” at the ad agency. The cereal giant later released a special series of “Long Live Pop!” boxes of Rice Krispies, while quietly pulling the “Toucan Son of Sam” mascot from circulation.
The story is recounted in detail in Shear’s Cereal Shenanigans: How Cap’n Crunch Faked His War Record and Why Tony the Tiger is Not So Grrreat.
2004: Atkins bombs Off Broadway
At the height of the low-carb craze in the early 2000s, Robert Atkins was the go-to diet guru, but "Atkins: the Musical" may have been a jump-the-shark moment (though sharks are famously high protein). Staged Off Broadway, the musical was a small but infamous flop, and some attribute the resulting ridicule to deflating the low-carb bubble. The soundtrack, still available on iTunes, features such numbers as:
Beef Girls Don’t Cry,
It’s My Party and I’ll Fry If I Want To,
Sparerib to Heaven
Let it Beef
Veal’d With a Kiss
Feel Like Bacon Love
Braised and Confused
Smoke on the Trotter
Eleanor Pig’s Feet
I Wanna Be Serrated
Beef Or the Next Teardrop Falls
The Lamb Fries Down on Broadway
(You’re My) Ribeye’d Girl
I Wanna’ Hold Your Ham
Wham Bam Thank You Lamb
50 Ways to Love Your Liver
Steak, Rattle and Roll
Rocky Mountain Thigh
Love Me Tenderloin
Every Roast Has Its Thorn
Mackerel the Knife
Grillfriend in a Coma
Wish You Were Hare
Don’t Fear the Grouper
Another One Bites the Duck
I Fought the Lard (And the Lard Won)
Meat Me in St. Louis
1974: The WIM/WIN situation
Long before gluten-free, healthy living advocates were promoting “Wheat In Moderation,” urging concerned consumers to avoid “The Bread Menace.” Though funded by the National Rice Council, the campaign was portrayed as a grassroots, health-minded movement.
Unfortunately for its sponsors, Wheat In Moderation launched just weeks before President Gerald Ford unveiled the Whip Inflation Now campaign in a much-ridiculed national TV address. The Rice Council had printed thousands of WIM buttons, only to have them mistaken for the millions of WIN buttons distributed by the Ford Administration.
Wheat In Moderation was suddenly seen as an exploitive maneuver connected to an unpopular president, and the WIM/WIN confusion brought unwanted attention from the alternative press, exposing the “movement” as an attempt by a Big Ag sector to manipulate the market. Though still occasionally seen at co-op board meetings in the Pacific Northwest, the WIM buttons are considered an artifact from an embarrassing chapter in the history of natural foods marketing. The bulk of the buttons are buried in a landfill at an undisclosed location near Modesto.
1968: Why there is no Tang block in the Food Pyramid
A proposal to give astronaut nutritional drink Tang its own block in the USDA Food Pyramid led to a minor standoff in the House of Representatives in 1968.
Rep. Allen Dunn, D-NJ, attached the change to an agricultural appropriations bill, saying “What’s good for our courageous astronauts is good for the next generation of Americans who are bound to go into space and beyond.” Dunn, whose district is home to Tang maker General Foods,” called the drink mix “the pinnacle of nutrition science in the 20th century.”
The measure was expected to pass without comment, but Dunn saw his proposal stripped from the bill after objections from Florida Republican Rep. Tom Peters. “American’s already have access to the perfect nutritional drink,” Peters said from the House floor. “In my state, we call it orange juice.” Peters called Dunn’s proposal “absurd.” “Those astronauts blast off from Florida,” Peters said. “But Floridians know we don’t need a non-juice that’s colored orange. We need a real juice that is orange.”
1903: When they took the coke out of Coke
1903: The first decade of the 20th century was a heady era of bold ambition in a nation just beginning to find its feet as a world power. Various elixirs and formulas were accepted as an integral tool in a modern off-the-farm lifestyle in the growing cities of industry. When Coca Cola removed cocaine from its recipe in 1903, herbalists moved to fill the gap.
1953: Did High Fructose Corn Syrup Save Americans from Communism?
When high fructose corn syrup came out of the lab in 1953, it was hailed as a victory for food science and western capitalism.
1977: The Pop Rocks Plague
Reports of injuries related to Pop Rocks candy had parents on edge in 1977, leading many school districts to ban the candy and some municipalities to restrict the sale where carbonated beverages were sold. The risk made headlines when the North Carolina legislature moved to prohibit sales to minors.