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Was Fred Flintstone Paleo?
March 31, 2014
The Nutra-Musicals Volume VI: Paleo Wizard*
[* From Functional Ingredients Editor Todd Runestad and some other people at newhope360.com who really don't want their names associated with stuff like this. The opinions expressed herein do not represent the views of New Hope, its parent company, Pete Townsend, Hanna-Barbera, people who liked "Tommy," most #paleo dieters, and anybody else who might take themselves too seriously.]
He's the badass boy from Bedrock
Sings Yabba Dabba Doo
Wilma is his sweetie
But Betty she's so cute
He orders brontoburgers
And throws away the buns
My man Fred Flintstone
Sure eats Pal-e-o
He digs at the rock quarry
With a dino crane machine
He stays away from dairy
And likes his cave bear lean
Has a lizard-powered blender
Makes shakes with bone marrow
My man Fred Flintstone
Sure eats Pal-e-o
He’s a caveman legend
An old school omnivore
A caveman legend
His dog’s a dinosaur!
How do you think he does it?
I don't know
Where does he get his food?
Got a modern Stone Age family
The Rubbles live next-door
Eats pterodactyl hot wings
And mastodons galore
Tyrannosaur T-bone
A free range carnivore
My man Fred Flintstone
Sure eats Pal-e-o
I thought I was doing
the ancient cave man thing
Nuts and berries
and a bag of BRAD’s RAW CHIPS
When you’re caveman it don’t matter
when your cholesterol is high
life is short and brutal
By 30 most will die
His diet’s high in protein
His carb intake too low
My man Fred Flintstone
Sure eats Pal-e-o
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